SOY UN PERDEDOR.
Hi.
I have never been to space.
I like green eggs and ham.
I am a fan of bands.
Demigod.

18th September 2014

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a practical guide to becoming a true pun master

animeteen:

  1. accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
  2. say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
  3. ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
  4. know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.

Source: kiluas

18th September 2014

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danradcliffs:

TV SHOWS YOU SHOULD WATCH » Community

"So maybe we are caught in an endless cycle of screw-ups and hurt feelings. But I choose to believe it’s just the universe’s way of molding us into some kind of super-group…prepared for any insane adventure life throws our way. And I don’t know about you, but I’m looking forward to every one of them."

Tagged: community

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18th September 2014

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lsosceles:

tennis players yell so loud when they hit. like what’s with all the racquet?

Source: lsosceles

18th September 2014

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You don’t need it. There’s enough love and emotions going around the Gladers themselves.
— Thomas Brodie-Sangster talking about the lack of romance between Thomas and Teresa in The Maze Runner * (via newtalby)

Tagged: tmrFUCK YEAH

Source: wickedisgood

18th September 2014

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freshgreenie:

love sangster’s look of horror in the second to last gif—that moment when you suddenly realize what you did last night (x)

btw i would pay a massive amount to see this pillow fight

Tagged: tmr

Source: freshgreenie

18th September 2014

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THIS IS THE ONLY WOMAN WHO CAN STAND NEXT TO BEYONCE AND STILL BE THE MOST FABULOUS PERSON IN THE ROOM

Tagged: ellen

18th September 2014

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kobetyrant:

me when I got money: ha! broke ass bitch how the dollar menu taste? I wouldn’t know because it’s Big Macs only around here hoe!!!!

me when I’m broke: capitalism is inhumane and must be put to an end.

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18th September 2014

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bikinipowerbottom:

white people after listening to iggy azealia

bikinipowerbottom:

white people after listening to iggy azealia

Source: octopussoir-

18th September 2014

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queermarauders:

*ron weasley voice* viktor krum?? nah what a jerk what a— [trips] [hundreds of photos of viktor krum spill out of jacket] w-what a fuckign asshole i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of viktor krum scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend just listen

Tagged: hp

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18th September 2014

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our-forelsket:

msrmoony:

Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation

Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED

Tagged: hp

Source: msrmoony